"do you ever wear anything that isn’t black"
"yeah, once a year"
"Don’t wear that you’ll give people the wrong idea"
What idea? That I’m a fine as hell? That ain’t an idea that’s a fact ma
I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A COPPER STATUE
[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs
I’m always there when my best friend is in need by Lele Pons
my mom doesn’t even text me back
behold! the unholy chemistry project
Are you cosplaying Natasha Romanoff behind it?
No, I look like that all the time
Are you Natasha Romanoff?
I’ve been compromised
GUYS MY SURNAME IS LITERALLY RODGERS
Name your kid steve