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methhomework:

"i just broke up with my -"

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thindie:

um how do i get skinny by tomorrow

wintersoldier-iscoming:

in which i am christian grey

notcallum:

the facts

notcallum:

the facts

purplespacecats:

Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk

What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably

harlold:

i’m genuinely concerned that no one will fall in love with me

pxxies:

self-respect is my respect for myself

i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up

mark-my-territory:

firstnametainted:

GIRLS — if you hit, slap, belittle, kick, punch, choke, throw things at, or control your boyfriends, you are the abuser. You are not a “strong woman”, “empowered”, or anything similar. You are hurting him. Even if his muscles are strong enough to take it, a hit or slap from someone you love is an emotional blow.

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Vomiting in airports and airplanes is so disgusting

posted 53 minutes ago
tagged as: #post #we're goin to Canada #and it's so gross #because like ew 

this is my favourite tweet

this is my favourite tweet

homoisturize:

trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

i was in love with that chicken flavored ramen noodle look

homoisturize:

trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

i was in love with that chicken flavored ramen noodle look

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catazoid:

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this