"i just broke up with my -"
um how do i get skinny by tomorrow
in which i am christian grey
Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk
What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably
i’m genuinely concerned that no one will fall in love with me
self-respect is my respect for myself
i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up
GIRLS — if you hit, slap, belittle, kick, punch, choke, throw things at, or control your boyfriends, you are the abuser. You are not a “strong woman”, “empowered”, or anything similar. You are hurting him. Even if his muscles are strong enough to take it, a hit or slap from someone you love is an emotional blow.
Vomiting in airports and airplanes is so disgusting
it’s like you’re my mirror
i was in love with that chicken flavored ramen noodle look
As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place
this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this